The Bikini Bottom Chainsaw Massacre has not stopped. Starlight by Muse is 17 years old this year. But during the last 13 years, over and over again reports of bizarre, grisly chainsaw mass-murders have persisted all across the state of Bikini Bottom. Officially, on the records, The Bikini Bottom Chainsaw Massacre never happened. I used to enjoy their music, but then I heard Starlight and was so turned off by their 'sampling' that I pretty much stopped listening to their music. And it is true that in their heyday, Muse delivered some great music that tapped into this t(w)eenager’s angst. While I was never an uber-fan, I definitely listened to the alt/prog/electronic rock group with a frequency that I wouldn’t want to match today. They could find no killers and no victims. Basically, Muse ripped off an 80s band and as far as I know, didnt publicly even acknowledge the fact to their fans. Muse is one of those bands that I look back on with a mixed reaction. Bikini Bottom lawmen mounted a month-long manhunt, but could not locate the macabre pineapple under the sea. The squiward babbled a mad tale: a cannibal family in an isolated pineapple under the sea, chain-sawed fishes and burguers, her brother, her friends hacked up for barbeque. Squidward said she had broken out of a window in Hell. The next morning the one survivor, Squidward, was picked up on a seaside Blood cloaked and screaming murder. Discover more music, concerts, videos, and pictures with the largest catalogue online at Last.fm. On the afternoon of December 24th, 2004, five young fishes in a Submarine ran out of gas on a farm road in South Bikini Bottom. Starlight is ABSOLUTELY played out and not a complicated or very exciting song, but god damn it, it’s the Muse song that makes. Listen free to Muse Starlight (Starlight, Supermassive Black Hole - Phones Control Voltage Mix 7' Edit).
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